Sex and Relationship "Experts"...
It amazes me how so many “Sex Experts” and writers out there with PhD’s in Human sexuality, Sociology, and Psychology, are not having regular sex.
I read blogs of so called “Sex Experts” who says that they haven’t had sex in Months, let alone a stable relationship.
How the fuck can you write about sex and relationships and not have it. I would expect anyone who writes about, or claims to have an “expertise” in something, to at least have it on a regular basis; whether that be - a bootie call, lover, spouse, hooker, or whatever. Just have some consistency and experience.
That’s like taking wealth advice from a Bum.
Now if you want to learn about sex, ask a Hooker. And don’t be put off by the fact that we have sex for money. I know a lot of women out there would never take sex advice from a Hooker because they assume that our sex life isn’t romantic or passionate, and that’s what non-pro women are looking for; Romantic Sex.
Well let me tell you sweetheart, Romantic Sex starts within. I can tell you how to enjoy sex even when reality kicks in and sex is no longer romantic, like when your husband stumbles in at 3am in the morning drunk as hell, and looking for pussy. Or enjoying sex after cooking and cleaning and dealing with bratty little kids all day, the experts don’t teach you that. They teach you fairy tale sex with rose petals and bubble baths. That’s not reality sex! Reality Sex is fucking your man right before he goes to work because you been up all day tending to a small newborn baby. And although you are tired as hell, you know that your husband has been fabulous by patiently waiting and not bugging you about sex because he knows you’re tired. So yeah, he deserves a pussy reward!
I learned from constant fucking that good sex is actually a mind game, and the penis is just an Aid. I get great orgasms, with or without a penis, and that’s a talent that I’ve perfected over the years through concentration.
Having this mental ability is important, especially for women who are in long term relationships with husbands and boyfriends, because without a mental strategy, a woman’s body becomes numb and unresponsive to constant friction, and boredom.
That’s why I recommend porn or erotica to women especially if they are housewives sitting at home all day cooking a cleaning. They need that sexual stimulation mentally, especially if she spends all day cooking and cleaning. Because trust me, the last thing she wants to do is fuck after she’s been dealing with little brats and dirty dishes all day.
Believe that!
I read blogs of so called “Sex Experts” who says that they haven’t had sex in Months, let alone a stable relationship.
How the fuck can you write about sex and relationships and not have it. I would expect anyone who writes about, or claims to have an “expertise” in something, to at least have it on a regular basis; whether that be - a bootie call, lover, spouse, hooker, or whatever. Just have some consistency and experience.
That’s like taking wealth advice from a Bum.
Now if you want to learn about sex, ask a Hooker. And don’t be put off by the fact that we have sex for money. I know a lot of women out there would never take sex advice from a Hooker because they assume that our sex life isn’t romantic or passionate, and that’s what non-pro women are looking for; Romantic Sex.
Well let me tell you sweetheart, Romantic Sex starts within. I can tell you how to enjoy sex even when reality kicks in and sex is no longer romantic, like when your husband stumbles in at 3am in the morning drunk as hell, and looking for pussy. Or enjoying sex after cooking and cleaning and dealing with bratty little kids all day, the experts don’t teach you that. They teach you fairy tale sex with rose petals and bubble baths. That’s not reality sex! Reality Sex is fucking your man right before he goes to work because you been up all day tending to a small newborn baby. And although you are tired as hell, you know that your husband has been fabulous by patiently waiting and not bugging you about sex because he knows you’re tired. So yeah, he deserves a pussy reward!
I learned from constant fucking that good sex is actually a mind game, and the penis is just an Aid. I get great orgasms, with or without a penis, and that’s a talent that I’ve perfected over the years through concentration.
Having this mental ability is important, especially for women who are in long term relationships with husbands and boyfriends, because without a mental strategy, a woman’s body becomes numb and unresponsive to constant friction, and boredom.
That’s why I recommend porn or erotica to women especially if they are housewives sitting at home all day cooking a cleaning. They need that sexual stimulation mentally, especially if she spends all day cooking and cleaning. Because trust me, the last thing she wants to do is fuck after she’s been dealing with little brats and dirty dishes all day.
Believe that!
... and that is why I read your blog religiously.
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Thank you angel. I'm glad you enjoy it!
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