Fun Dick Facts
(An Article that I wrote for Alphanista.com)
Who said that learning is boring?
Sometimes the best Sex Ed comes from people you least expect it to come from. For instance, a really good client of mine gave me this fabulous book called; “Jim Goads Gigantic Book Of Sex”.
The book is both extremely informative and funny as hell. I guess the writer’s off beat sense of humor makes it easy to digest some of these interesting yet kinky facts. One of my favorite chapters is “Fun Penis facts”. And like I said before, it’s extremely funny, yet very informative.
Enjoy!
“Big Uns”
The biggest erect penis ever recorded was 13.5 inches. Researchers estimate that fewer than 5,000 men on earth have a penis 11 inches or larger.
“Small Uns”
History tells the sad tale of many men whose full erection didn’t even stretch out to a half-inch. Scientist refers to the condition as “micro-penis”, which can be surgically remedied to the point where the sufferer can boost of a still laughable post-op 3 inch weenie.
“The myth is a tiny bit true”
The Kinsey report verified that longstanding myth that black men have larger penises than whitey. The average black man’s hard-on measures 6.3 inches, leaving the white man far behind at a pitiful 6.2 inches.
“Super duper sperm scooper”
Scientists have recently speculated that the head of the human penis evolved into it’s current “mushroom” shape in order to scoop rival males’ sperm out of the vagina.
May the best Jizz win….
Who said that learning is boring?
Sometimes the best Sex Ed comes from people you least expect it to come from. For instance, a really good client of mine gave me this fabulous book called; “Jim Goads Gigantic Book Of Sex”.
The book is both extremely informative and funny as hell. I guess the writer’s off beat sense of humor makes it easy to digest some of these interesting yet kinky facts. One of my favorite chapters is “Fun Penis facts”. And like I said before, it’s extremely funny, yet very informative.
Enjoy!
“Big Uns”
The biggest erect penis ever recorded was 13.5 inches. Researchers estimate that fewer than 5,000 men on earth have a penis 11 inches or larger.
“Small Uns”
History tells the sad tale of many men whose full erection didn’t even stretch out to a half-inch. Scientist refers to the condition as “micro-penis”, which can be surgically remedied to the point where the sufferer can boost of a still laughable post-op 3 inch weenie.
“The myth is a tiny bit true”
The Kinsey report verified that longstanding myth that black men have larger penises than whitey. The average black man’s hard-on measures 6.3 inches, leaving the white man far behind at a pitiful 6.2 inches.
“Super duper sperm scooper”
Scientists have recently speculated that the head of the human penis evolved into it’s current “mushroom” shape in order to scoop rival males’ sperm out of the vagina.
May the best Jizz win….
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