Follow these simple Instructions First...

I just got the following message from an escort wannabe looking to break into this business, I cleaned up the misspellings so that you could understand it, and it reads:

“I am thinking about joining the industry and I admire u and think you’re so beautiful. I am willing to pay for your much needed advice”

I get messages like this all the time. Here is another one that I received last month:

“I ran across a blog and saw your info listed as to what you do. I really want to explore the adult world. I have in fact did a little escorting, but it seem like I'm still a baby and need to figure out how to stay on top of things. I hope this doesn't sound crazy because I know your all about your $$, but if you could give any suggestions to a fellow scorpion it would be greatly appreciated. I don't allow anyone to know about this side of me. I wish I had a cool down girlfriend to be into this as well but that's ok. I just need some help. LOL”

Fact is - I’m flattered that Escort wannabe’s look to me for guidance and advice, and I really don’t mind giving it to the right girl. As a matter of fact, I LOVE helping girls get started in the biz.

With that being said, there are way too many girls out there with no real intentions on becoming escorts, just curiosity and fascination which can ultimately become a waste of time. So I have decided to make all escort wannabe’s show me how serious they are by giving them a set of simple instructions to follow before I even talk to them.

The first simple instruction is for them to send me a picture of themselves, in a cute dress, make-up, and some “come fuck me” high heels. They can cover, blur, or turn their face away from the camera for anonymity. They can use their cell phone, or digital camera, whatever.

Next set of instructions is to send me her stats; height, weight, hair color, eye color and her body measurements. That’s it.

The reason for me making them do this is to see how serious they are. They have to show some sort of initiative before I will feel comfortable investing the time showing them the more complicated ends of the business like screening, verifying, where to advertise, how to avoid cops, and what to say to the clients once they call. If the girl doesn’t respond to my email, which 99% of the time is what happens, then I know she's either bullshitting or she’s lazy, and I try to avoid lazy girls.


I got this idea from a pimp friend of mine who always knows how to put things into perspective. I wasn’t sure if these girls would feel comfortable sending me their picture, so I got some advice from a very respected Pimp that I know, and he says:


“Well, the bitch has to post some sort of picture on Craigslist, Backpage, and all the other escort websites when she advertises. So if she isn't comfortable sending a picture to the one person she needs help from, then how the fuck will she feel comfortable posting pictures on all these Ho sites where thousands of strangers will see it”?


Hmm. Good point!

Comments

  1. Scorpions are a-grade narcissists by nature - very clever, very cunning and without conscience. They devour others without impunity in order to attain the easy life for themselves. Dont believe you can outfox them - you cannot - buyer beware.

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