3 fool proof ways for a man to fake an orgasm...
I know what you may be asking yourself; “Why would a man want to fake an orgasm”? Well there are times in a man’s sexual experience where escaping as quickly as possible without seeming rude is the best strategy. And what I mean by that is; let’s say you went over to your bootie calls house, and her pussy was as dry as sandpaper, or a little on the smelly side. Instead of being rude to her; fake an orgasm, get up, and go home!
Here’s how:
"The Prostate Removal"
Any man who has ever had his prostate removed knows that ejaculation and an erection won’t happen, but he can still have an intense orgasm. Tell your lady partner that you had your prostate removed if you want to successfully fake an orgasm.
"The Doggy Deception"
Women are usually unaware of what’s going on back there when you’re hitting it doggy style. So let’s say you’re pumping and humping, then all of a sudden the stench of bootie and pussy odor makes you nauseated and limp. Don’t fret, just grab your cock, and squeeze to keep the blood in the shaft. Quickly do a few strokes and then let out a loud, “OH SHIT”. Don’t forget to rumble and shake a few times for a realistic effect!
"I came in my hand"
The cum is the money shot whenever your having sex, and means that completion was successfully. So what you do is, makes sure that the woman never sees that you didn’t actually cum. If your wearing a condom, always take your hand and shield the contents of the condom or lack there of. If you’re not wearing a condom, pretend that your almost coming, then pull out and cup your hand around the top of your cock and pretend like your coming in your hand. She won’t see a thing.
Faking an orgasm is the gentlemanly thing to do, especially if you don’t want to hurt her feelings. Some women can feel like a sexual failure if her man doesn’t actually finish to completion. So fellas, if you don’t want to hear the unfortunate “I have a headache tonight” line, when you’re sniffing her pussy for sex; don’t forget to be kind to her if she failed to satisfy you the night before!
Here’s how:
"The Prostate Removal"
Any man who has ever had his prostate removed knows that ejaculation and an erection won’t happen, but he can still have an intense orgasm. Tell your lady partner that you had your prostate removed if you want to successfully fake an orgasm.
"The Doggy Deception"
Women are usually unaware of what’s going on back there when you’re hitting it doggy style. So let’s say you’re pumping and humping, then all of a sudden the stench of bootie and pussy odor makes you nauseated and limp. Don’t fret, just grab your cock, and squeeze to keep the blood in the shaft. Quickly do a few strokes and then let out a loud, “OH SHIT”. Don’t forget to rumble and shake a few times for a realistic effect!
"I came in my hand"
The cum is the money shot whenever your having sex, and means that completion was successfully. So what you do is, makes sure that the woman never sees that you didn’t actually cum. If your wearing a condom, always take your hand and shield the contents of the condom or lack there of. If you’re not wearing a condom, pretend that your almost coming, then pull out and cup your hand around the top of your cock and pretend like your coming in your hand. She won’t see a thing.
Faking an orgasm is the gentlemanly thing to do, especially if you don’t want to hurt her feelings. Some women can feel like a sexual failure if her man doesn’t actually finish to completion. So fellas, if you don’t want to hear the unfortunate “I have a headache tonight” line, when you’re sniffing her pussy for sex; don’t forget to be kind to her if she failed to satisfy you the night before!
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