I'm a LAZY Mu'fucka! LOL

I can’t even lie and say that I’ve been too busy to blog.

*More like too busy being lazy*

Between seeing clients, watching Porn, and pretty much not doing much. The motivation to blog or even update my half-assed attempts at a website kinda took a back seat. I wasn’t sure what I wanted to blog about or if my audience even cared anymore.

My advertising methods even became half-assed considering that my weekly advertising routine was 70% of my success. It’s been ages since I’ve visited the sites I obsessed over like TER or BigDoggie, and I probably have about $1,000 backed up in my Affiliate Program account with them. I have become SO damn lazy that I couldn’t even be bothered to do the simple task of scanning and emailing the needed documents to my Merchant Account holder for my Fan Club so that I could withdrawal the $400 that’s been sitting there since JANUARY! Now that’s fucking lazy!

Now sadly like mine all the blogs that I once frequented are inactive, gone, or just plain fucking boring. I can only take small doses of Empowering women and Feminist blogs before I start to think that these chicks seriously need a Martini, an antidepressant, and a stiff dick in their pussies. When did it become so fashionable to be Pro Sex-work but Anti-Men?? One simply can’t live without the other. I was reading the blog of an escort who was pro-sex work yet so damn bitter and jaded that she almost sounded like a retard. One post was about how “Tricks and Johns” aren’t shit and they can’t be trusted, and then the next day she’d post a “educational” blog about pleasing your clients and making them happy, this bitch had a serious case of Bipolar Ho’ syndrome.

I guess everybody’s experience in this game is totally different cuz I’ve talked to girls who once loved escorting, now they are saying FUCK THIS, I’m getting a JOB. Has escorting evolved into an industry where normal escorts are having it as bad as street walkers? Have we all jumped into the same pool like sharks in a fishless ocean desperate to find food? I’m not sure what it is.

But I AM sure that I’m going to do what’s best for me and the men that pay me.

Erika

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