Escorts with Mileage....

I've touched on this topic a few years back, but I’m going to touch on it again. The reason I'm bringing back this particular topic is due to negative elements in this industry that gives us good girls a bad name.

I was reading the review of a girl who was high on heroin when the client went to see her. His experience prompted me to write about this topic. He stated that this one encounter with her was all the reason for him to quit the hobby. I then read another review of a local girl whose kids were home and running around upstairs like little bastard banshees while their mom was in the basement sucking and fucking clients. What-The-Fuck!

Women like this give the industry a black eye, and make us all look shady. How are we going to change the stereotypical views of the working girl, when you're constantly hearing stories of women out there who are the living breathing embodiment of the stereotype?

So this is what I'm going to do. I have compiled list of 5 warning signals to watch for when dealing with escorts. A cautionary list!

This List determines whether or not the escort has "mileage".

Now keep in mind that I'm not speaking of pussy mileage. She's a ho’ so she's going to have pussy mileage. I know a lot of you men have hang ups when it comes to escorts and volume, but the fact of the matter is, this is a business. It's how we make a living so you MUST get over volume thing.

What I mean when I say mileage is; emotional, physical, or psychological mileage. This sort of mileage can be detrimental to your finances and sexual well being. The sort of mileage that can leave a sour taste in your mouth (no pun intended)!

OK class. Let's begin!

(Lesson 1)

If an escort has too many tattoos, then she may have mileage. OK, yes... tattooing is a form of self expression and blah…blah…blah, but in this industry it says that she has mileage. Especially ho’s with tattoo’s on their necks. That usually tells me she’s a ho’ with a lot of Negro bullshit Mileage, whether she’s black or white. She probably deals with a lot of ghetto black folks, and you probably need to be mindful of that.

(Lesson 2)

If an escort was formerly an exotic dancer, then she may have mileage! Sure, there are tons of good hookers that made their transition from the strip clubs, but the fact of the matter is, the male element that patronizes those strip clubs leaves most girls jaded towards men. Most of these girls have what I call "strip club mentalities". The idea is to get you in and out as quickly as possible. No emotion, no conversation! It's condom, cum, and then leave. If the strip club she transitioned from was predominately BLACK, Good Lord, be ready for some extra added bullshit!

(Lesson 3)

If an escort sounds overly ghetto or like poor white trash over the phone, then she may have mileage. Again, not to down anyone's economical status or background, because I know plenty of girls that sound ghetto and trashy but they're pretty decent girls. BUT again, this is something you should take mental note of.

(Lesson 4)

If an escort is willing to leave her house at 4am in the morning to come see you for ½ hour session, then she may have mileage! I call them "paper chasers"; women that chase money either out of desperation, or to pay a pimp. No self respecting ho is going to leave the comforts of her home to spend ½ hour with some stranger at 4am unless something or someone is forcing her to.

(Lesson 5)

If an escort ad reads like this: "Cum git dis lil nasty pussy", then she has mileage! Let me just come straight out and say it. She's stupid! Now it's totally up to you if you want to spend your hard earned cash on a woman who needs hooked on phonics and a bath. If you don't mind spending time with someone like that, then have at it! But understand that no self respecting hobbyist wants to spend time with a woman who's grammar is worse than a 5 year old kid.

I know that I may offend some ladies out there, but guess what? I DON'T CARE! We need to help each other stay abreast of this industry. It's forever changing and so should we. Our experiences as providers and hobbyist should be both positive and fulfilling, and as much as we hate to admit it, we really do need each other! We shouldn't view each other as adversaries. Instead, we should view each other as members; members of a pretty cool underground community.

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