Erika's rules for Watching Porn....
I LOVE watching porn.
Well let me rephrase that.
I love watching porn alone or with someone I intend on fucking later.
To me watching porn is like knitting a pretty sweater or crocheting a warm blanket, it relaxes me, it makes me feel good, and I enjoy the outcome when I'm done. Porn shouldn't be watched in groups or with people you have no intentions of fucking later. So without further ado, here are Erika's Rules for watching Porn.
(1.)As a rule I usually watch porn alone or with someone I intend on fucking.
(2.)Never watch porn in groups like with your sorority and fraternity families or with friends unless y'all fucking later.
(3.)Never watch porn with someone you have absolutely NO intentions of fucking. Nothing annoys me more than being touched, kissed, or fondled by a man who I've already decided gets NO PUSSY.
(4.)Porn should be watched completely naked, genitals exposed and easily accessed. Sitting on a couch and watching porn on your expensive plasma TV fully clothed is umm....stoooooopid.
(5.)Fast forward all the bullshit acting and dialog and get right to the fucking parts. As a matter of fact, I don't watch professional porn. The best porn to watch is amateur home grown porn with females in head scarves, do-rags, and run down motels. No elaborate studios, stupid music, or dialog except for the occasional, "Damn that Dick or pussy's good"!
(6.)Don't ask if I have any porn we can watch because I'll tell you no. Only I can initiate us watching porn together, and typically I'll only initiate it with very few people. Usually those whom I REALLY enjoyed having sex with in the past.
(7.)If you ever get an invitation to watch porn together, be ready to be completely naked in the bed with me. My mouth will be on you, and your mouth will be on me. If you just lay there and not reciprocate then you are selfish, and that's cool, all you sexually selfish men book an appointment and don't forget your money please!
(8.)I'm a racist with my porn, like John Mayer's dick. So Black or Interracial porn ONLY please!
(9.)I genuinely only enjoy porn with those I have a RAW attraction to.
(10.)Last but not least, if all else fails then I'll watch porn with 2 of my most beloved friends.
ME and my Vibrator!
OMG, look at that fine ass girl below.
Well let me rephrase that.
I love watching porn alone or with someone I intend on fucking later.
To me watching porn is like knitting a pretty sweater or crocheting a warm blanket, it relaxes me, it makes me feel good, and I enjoy the outcome when I'm done. Porn shouldn't be watched in groups or with people you have no intentions of fucking later. So without further ado, here are Erika's Rules for watching Porn.
(1.)As a rule I usually watch porn alone or with someone I intend on fucking.
(2.)Never watch porn in groups like with your sorority and fraternity families or with friends unless y'all fucking later.
(3.)Never watch porn with someone you have absolutely NO intentions of fucking. Nothing annoys me more than being touched, kissed, or fondled by a man who I've already decided gets NO PUSSY.
(4.)Porn should be watched completely naked, genitals exposed and easily accessed. Sitting on a couch and watching porn on your expensive plasma TV fully clothed is umm....stoooooopid.
(5.)Fast forward all the bullshit acting and dialog and get right to the fucking parts. As a matter of fact, I don't watch professional porn. The best porn to watch is amateur home grown porn with females in head scarves, do-rags, and run down motels. No elaborate studios, stupid music, or dialog except for the occasional, "Damn that Dick or pussy's good"!
(6.)Don't ask if I have any porn we can watch because I'll tell you no. Only I can initiate us watching porn together, and typically I'll only initiate it with very few people. Usually those whom I REALLY enjoyed having sex with in the past.
(7.)If you ever get an invitation to watch porn together, be ready to be completely naked in the bed with me. My mouth will be on you, and your mouth will be on me. If you just lay there and not reciprocate then you are selfish, and that's cool, all you sexually selfish men book an appointment and don't forget your money please!
(8.)I'm a racist with my porn, like John Mayer's dick. So Black or Interracial porn ONLY please!
(9.)I genuinely only enjoy porn with those I have a RAW attraction to.
(10.)Last but not least, if all else fails then I'll watch porn with 2 of my most beloved friends.
ME and my Vibrator!
OMG, look at that fine ass girl below.
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