5 fun Vagina Facts...
I was recently given the most fabulous and outrageous book about sex that kept me laughing for hours. The book is called: “Jim Goads gigantic book of sex”, and below is an excerpt from my favorite chapter. “5 fun vagina facts”
Enjoy
“Canyon Cunt”
The largest vagina ever recorded is thought to have belonged to 7’8 inch Anna Swan (1846-1888). A long legged Scottish temptress who once popped out a 26 pound baby, the biggest little crumb snatcher ever recorded in world history.
“I got Buddha in my coochie”
Eastern religions seem generally more pussy-friendly than those in the pussy-hating West. For example, Tantric Buddhism pinpoints the essence of the entire religion is nestled within the vagina, and the word “cunt” is derived from “Cunti”, who was a Hindu goddess of wisdom.
“Orgasms are good for you”
Orgasms alleviate menstrual cramps because the force of the orgasm’s muscular contractions helps cleanse the pussy of all the nasty bacteria fluids that accrete during her period. Cumming also cures headaches and depression because it releases endorphins into the bloodstream.
“Germ infested slime pit”
The average human pussy is host to 15 different strains of bacteria, “good germs” designed to ward off the renegade “bad germs” which can invade the pussy and make everyone’s life a living hell.
“Women are SO sensitive”
Although most clits are far smaller than most penises, they contain twice as many nerve endings as the larger, dumber male organ.
This guys is fucking hilarious….
Enjoy
“Canyon Cunt”
The largest vagina ever recorded is thought to have belonged to 7’8 inch Anna Swan (1846-1888). A long legged Scottish temptress who once popped out a 26 pound baby, the biggest little crumb snatcher ever recorded in world history.
“I got Buddha in my coochie”
Eastern religions seem generally more pussy-friendly than those in the pussy-hating West. For example, Tantric Buddhism pinpoints the essence of the entire religion is nestled within the vagina, and the word “cunt” is derived from “Cunti”, who was a Hindu goddess of wisdom.
“Orgasms are good for you”
Orgasms alleviate menstrual cramps because the force of the orgasm’s muscular contractions helps cleanse the pussy of all the nasty bacteria fluids that accrete during her period. Cumming also cures headaches and depression because it releases endorphins into the bloodstream.
“Germ infested slime pit”
The average human pussy is host to 15 different strains of bacteria, “good germs” designed to ward off the renegade “bad germs” which can invade the pussy and make everyone’s life a living hell.
“Women are SO sensitive”
Although most clits are far smaller than most penises, they contain twice as many nerve endings as the larger, dumber male organ.
This guys is fucking hilarious….
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