White guys are straight Laced. LOL
I had one of the greatest laughs of my life yesterday with a wonderful new client.
I was creating small talk just as I normally do during sessions, trying to get a feel for his personality, and learn some of the nasty things that he likes done to him. You know - the basic hooker routine.
Finally I just came flat out and asked him in my sexy girl voice, how do you like your dick sucked? Fast, slow, medium, do you like your balls sucked, played with, and jiggled?
His response was; “I don’t know sweetheart, I’m just a white boy and we like things straight laced”.
I replied… “What”?
Then I laughed hysterically out loud.
Straight laced my ass. LOL
If I’ve learned anything being in this industry, it’s that white men are the freakiest creatures on this side of Gods Green planet. And some of the fetish requests that I get can be quite repugnant, like child sex role playing. And for the record, the youngest I go in youth role play fetishes is 16. Anything younger than 16 makes me want to call child protective services.
And YES, all of these requests were from white men. Black men are actually the straight laced and timid ones. If I bring so much as a finger towards their asses, they’d jump up and run out the door!
So no sweetheart, white guys are definitely NOT straight laced! You may be though and that's a-ok!
THC
I was creating small talk just as I normally do during sessions, trying to get a feel for his personality, and learn some of the nasty things that he likes done to him. You know - the basic hooker routine.
Finally I just came flat out and asked him in my sexy girl voice, how do you like your dick sucked? Fast, slow, medium, do you like your balls sucked, played with, and jiggled?
His response was; “I don’t know sweetheart, I’m just a white boy and we like things straight laced”.
I replied… “What”?
Then I laughed hysterically out loud.
Straight laced my ass. LOL
If I’ve learned anything being in this industry, it’s that white men are the freakiest creatures on this side of Gods Green planet. And some of the fetish requests that I get can be quite repugnant, like child sex role playing. And for the record, the youngest I go in youth role play fetishes is 16. Anything younger than 16 makes me want to call child protective services.
And YES, all of these requests were from white men. Black men are actually the straight laced and timid ones. If I bring so much as a finger towards their asses, they’d jump up and run out the door!
So no sweetheart, white guys are definitely NOT straight laced! You may be though and that's a-ok!
THC
I love your blog. I have it in my reader. Generally i dont comment on personal blogs but i swear when i was escorting 99% of my fetish request came from white guys. What the hell?
ReplyDelete@hazysin
ReplyDeleteThank you for the compliment love. White fellas sure do like crazy fetishes don't they???