Stepping into something new....
God, I actually went an entire week without updating my blog and that’s not like me. I promise it was for a good reason though. I have been taking the time to dismantle all of my extra sites and blogs that I don’t update regularly so that I can begin my newest business venture without all the extra clutter distracting me.
Against my better judgment, I have decided to join one of those pesky MLM programs that I hate. But this time there’s no Cosmetics or Tupperware involved; just good ole dildo’s, cock-rings, anal vibrators, and pussy tightners. That’s right ladies and gentleman I will be a distributor for Pure Romance.
Now with all these MLM programs floating around out here like; Slumber Parties, Passion Parties, and “For your pleasure”, I had to find the right company that fulfilled all of my business requirements, like having good Customer Service when I called them. Or sending adequate information about how the business works. I also wanted to make sure that the company didn’t sound too much like a bad infomercial by only showing you all types of unrealistic shit like having all this money with hardly any work. Hell, even a dumb ass knows better.
But the most important aspect that hooked me was the products, and how they would fit the demographics of the women that I would be serving.
#1 is the cost. Will the product be too expensive for a Midwestern housewife to purchase on a consistent basis, especially if I’m dealing with a timid housewife on a budget, who’s not really into kinky toys? You always have to think about being cost effective.
#2 is my knowledge. Who else is there better to learn sex from than a hooker? And don’t get me wrong, I am fully aware that there are some housewives that will put an escort to shame when it comes to sex and technique. But let’s be real here. You’re not going to learn shit from your bible toting, Baptist church going, aunties and grannies.
#3 is camaraderie. I said that I was going to crack my barrier when it comes to my people skills. I admit that I’m a very nice person, but I have become so much of a loner over the years that it kind of bothers me. That’s probably why I never go to any gatherings I’m invited to. The only crowds that I truly feel comfortable around are gay men, but I’ll discuss that later.
I’m really excited about this new journey I’m about to embark on. It seems to fit my lifestyle perfectly which is why I’m excited about it! I hope I do well.
Against my better judgment, I have decided to join one of those pesky MLM programs that I hate. But this time there’s no Cosmetics or Tupperware involved; just good ole dildo’s, cock-rings, anal vibrators, and pussy tightners. That’s right ladies and gentleman I will be a distributor for Pure Romance.
Now with all these MLM programs floating around out here like; Slumber Parties, Passion Parties, and “For your pleasure”, I had to find the right company that fulfilled all of my business requirements, like having good Customer Service when I called them. Or sending adequate information about how the business works. I also wanted to make sure that the company didn’t sound too much like a bad infomercial by only showing you all types of unrealistic shit like having all this money with hardly any work. Hell, even a dumb ass knows better.
But the most important aspect that hooked me was the products, and how they would fit the demographics of the women that I would be serving.
#1 is the cost. Will the product be too expensive for a Midwestern housewife to purchase on a consistent basis, especially if I’m dealing with a timid housewife on a budget, who’s not really into kinky toys? You always have to think about being cost effective.
#2 is my knowledge. Who else is there better to learn sex from than a hooker? And don’t get me wrong, I am fully aware that there are some housewives that will put an escort to shame when it comes to sex and technique. But let’s be real here. You’re not going to learn shit from your bible toting, Baptist church going, aunties and grannies.
#3 is camaraderie. I said that I was going to crack my barrier when it comes to my people skills. I admit that I’m a very nice person, but I have become so much of a loner over the years that it kind of bothers me. That’s probably why I never go to any gatherings I’m invited to. The only crowds that I truly feel comfortable around are gay men, but I’ll discuss that later.
I’m really excited about this new journey I’m about to embark on. It seems to fit my lifestyle perfectly which is why I’m excited about it! I hope I do well.
Wish me luck!
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