Non-Kinky Business Ventures....
I’ve been approached numerous times to sell products like Mary Kay and Avon for as long as I can remember. But because I’m not a huge make-up wearer, I feel that I couldn’t faithfully represent their products. I always wanted to do a non-kink business based on products that I use, so I signed up to be a consultant for partylite candles.
Now, I’m always cautious not to let representatives woo me into joining with all they’re false claims of riches and glamour like most consultants do when they want you to join their shit. So I made sure to let the representative know my plans so that she didn’t try to hustle me into joining. They can’t hustle a hustler!
So low and behold, I’m speaking to this consultant over the phone and she’s trying to hustle me into throwing 6 shows in a week before I even sign on the dotted line. I haven’t even joined partylite yet and the consultant is already hustling me.
These fucking MLM businesses irritate me….
I made sure to let her know that I’m not interested in recruiting women into selling candles, and I’m certainly NOT going to have 6 shows in a week. I let her know that my plan was to have 2 parties a month and that’s it. And with the economy being so bad right now, everyone I know is complaining about the price of milk, so I know they’re not going to be ok with purchasing $50 candle holders.
I’m doing this for the love of their products because I’ve used partylite for close to 10 years now, and the products are fabulous. But I’ll be dammed if I’m going to bug my family and friends into these MLM schemes. That’s not going to happen.
THEN there’s Passion Parties which is a little more my speed. I can talk for days about sex and toys, so that business would be up my alley. But just like any other MLM business, it irritates me to have to recruit people, so I may pass on that opportunity as well. It’s funny but I told the Director of Passion Parties that I was an Escort, and she got happy as hell. She went from professional to pervert in a matter of 60 seconds; I cracked up laughing at her excitement. I swear, the woman went from “proper Patty” to “Nasty Natasha” as soon as I mentioned I was an escort.
Ah, it’s so nice to get that reaction from women in the Non-kink world.
Now, I’m always cautious not to let representatives woo me into joining with all they’re false claims of riches and glamour like most consultants do when they want you to join their shit. So I made sure to let the representative know my plans so that she didn’t try to hustle me into joining. They can’t hustle a hustler!
So low and behold, I’m speaking to this consultant over the phone and she’s trying to hustle me into throwing 6 shows in a week before I even sign on the dotted line. I haven’t even joined partylite yet and the consultant is already hustling me.
These fucking MLM businesses irritate me….
I made sure to let her know that I’m not interested in recruiting women into selling candles, and I’m certainly NOT going to have 6 shows in a week. I let her know that my plan was to have 2 parties a month and that’s it. And with the economy being so bad right now, everyone I know is complaining about the price of milk, so I know they’re not going to be ok with purchasing $50 candle holders.
I’m doing this for the love of their products because I’ve used partylite for close to 10 years now, and the products are fabulous. But I’ll be dammed if I’m going to bug my family and friends into these MLM schemes. That’s not going to happen.
THEN there’s Passion Parties which is a little more my speed. I can talk for days about sex and toys, so that business would be up my alley. But just like any other MLM business, it irritates me to have to recruit people, so I may pass on that opportunity as well. It’s funny but I told the Director of Passion Parties that I was an Escort, and she got happy as hell. She went from professional to pervert in a matter of 60 seconds; I cracked up laughing at her excitement. I swear, the woman went from “proper Patty” to “Nasty Natasha” as soon as I mentioned I was an escort.
Ah, it’s so nice to get that reaction from women in the Non-kink world.
i know what you mean. those business ventures sound good until you realize you have to recruit ppl. i am never down for that.
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