Who Stole My MoJo????

All I have to say is......"Thank God for Weed and Alcohol", because without it, my sex drive is DEAD. 

I know many escorts will say that once you start needing drugs and alcohol to cope, then it's time to retire. That may be a true statement, but without my clients, I won't have ANY sexual contact outside my vibrator, AND I ain't fucking nobody for FREE, so fuck buddies and Friend with benefits are out the question!

Now I can't quite say why my sex drive is so low these days, maybe it's because i'm nearing 40, who knows?  Maybe after 10 years of emotionless financial sex has finally caught up with me?  Maybe it's the Universe's way of getting me permanently out of the industry? Maybe the Sex Gods have found another young black Freak to bless?  

Who Fucking knows??

I remember the good ole days when I was excited to meet new clients and fulfill their raunchy fantasies.  Now I get these unfamiliar levels of anxiety when meeting new people.  I pray before they arrive that they aren't these sex crazed maniacs looking to pound some young hooker in the mattress. There's a LOT of things about Escorting that I DON'T miss!

- I don't miss getting calls at 3:00am
- I don't miss random guys asking me sexual questions over the phone
- I don't miss guys asking for discounts
- I don't miss smelly dicks, balls, and ass cracks
- I don't miss clients who are Message Board Minions
- I don't miss Salacious Reviews
- I don't miss time wasters
- I don't miss short Changers

I'm just thankful for those who are patient with me during my transition.

It's those men that make it hard to leave this industry when I really want to.