Who me FAT? No Shit Sherlock!

I had a conversation a while back with a fellow Escort, in which she discussed a rash of bad reviews on one of the local review boards stating that her photos misrepresented her weight. 

She was pissed because, as she phrased it, "FUCK them, I'm working on loosing weight". 

Well baby-girl, it's time to start marketing yourself more Honestly. I market myself as a  BBW, but when new clients meet me, they are surprised that I'm actually smaller than they had imagined.

I've basically made being "chunky" the cornerstone of my career as a Sex worker. 

YES, many times a client will skip reading important info on my site regarding my weight, but that's his fault.....It's all documented!!! I've time and time again re-emphasized this fact... 

"Hi - I'm Chunky. Don't like fat chicks? Don't call me. Love them? Wonderful, let's talk." 

I don't always have weight listed because that changes like soiled tampons. I check the scales when I'm doing a master cleanse or what ever "Fad diet" I'm on, but other than that, your guess is as good as mine. I estimate because handy access to a scale is detrimental to my mental health - I tend to get all OCD-ish if I have one around me. 

I rely more on dress size, which is still, of course, just about the most subjective thing in the universe. Size XL from Target gaps on me, but size XL from Macy's wouldn't fit my pinkie finger. I'm not a great choice for those clients who are overly obsessive about stats. Instead, I rely on my photos to tell the story of who I am. 

So men PLEASE for the sake of MY happiness and YOURS.....Read my entire site before you book me!! 

PS....As of this morning I weigh 199

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