Looking for a Lady Lover....

I put an ad in the local classifieds looking for a lady lover. Nothing serious, but I want a regular “playmate” so to speak. See, Lesbians can scratch a sexual itch that men just don’t seem to be able to. And the few clients that I have that are fabulous lovers don’t come to see me as often as I would like them to.

Finding a dedicated female lover is rather difficult I see, especially here in St. Louis. I’m not looking for GF material, but rather Suck Buddy Material. I got a few responses, but the constant use of short letter words, like RU, N2, grls and Ebonics frustrates the hell out of me. I guess I’m spoiled in a way because most of the escorts that I know are careful not to sound like fucking idiots when they write. Maybe I should just pay for pussy like the average intelligent man does, so that I can avoid a whole bunch of bullshit I don’t like when it comes to females. Maybe I’ll find me a sugar baby and pay a few of her bills in exchange for hassle free fun. But I'm not trying to be an ATM either. FUCK THAT!

Ugh, this is starting to become headache already…

(Here’s my ad)

And guys please don’t be put off by my adamant NO MEN policy. I’m just trying to weed through the tons of men who answer these ads although the section clearly says Women 4 Women.

Ugh, I feel like a teenager again. My promiscuity is through the roof right now.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4w/1739908144.html