Rachael Ray's Thanksgiving Meal...

Dear Rachael Ray,

You have been a Food TV favorite of mine for YEARS, and I adore your quick and easy recipes.

BUT…

I just watched your 30 Minute Thanksgiving meal and thought to myself.

THIS BITCH IS CRAZY

There is NO way in hell you can cook an entire Thanksgiving meal in 30 minutes unless you’re planning on making your family Pre-packaged Ham Sandwiches and Potato Chips!

No Ma’am!

I still adore you though..

Happy Thanksgiving!