Hookers and Secret Service Men! One Big Dysfunctional Family

We All know that Prostitutes and Politics go Hand in Hand....


I was asked by one of my readers to do a commentary on my feelings about the Prostitution scandal with the Secret Service men Down in Colombia, and I really can’t say that I have much of an opinion.  I’ve read several articles about the misconduct, and the story seems to change so frequently; and when I start to read several different versions that are completely different, I start to loose interest because more than likely 90% of both stories are lies.

Most accurate version I heard was….

The price was $60.00 US for the High Priced Escorts, and the Secret Service guy got the bright idea of paying $30.00 each, instead of $120.00 for the two.

But what ultimately fucked these guys up was the hotel employee noticed the Escort's ID was still at the front desk at 7 a.m., which is a violation of the hotel policy on overnight guests. The manager went to the agent’s room where the woman had spent the night and saw the two inside arguing. The Escort said that the agent owed her money, but he said that he didn’t have to pay her. And since prostitution is a legal business in that particular part of Colombia, his actions becomes theft.

He eventually forked over the money and the situation was resolved. But the cops were called and they filed a report, which was sent to the US Embassy.

Prostitution is legal in much of Colombia inside “tolerance zones” controlled by police. The going rate for hookers in Cartagena is around $47.00, according to Colombian TV.

So in the end, these men were brought down by a cheap asshole who didn’t want to pay the escort’s already incredibly low $47.00-$60.00 rate. 


That sounds pretty accurate to me!

*Sigh*