Basic Etiquette 101
First of all, it's good to keep in mind that Providers are real women. We have outside responsibilities, just like you, so we're not always available at the drop of a hat. The rule of thumb is that the less notice you give us for an appointment, the greater the chances that we won't be able to accommodate you. The more notice you give us, the better we can work with your preferred hours and dates.
Cleanliness is really paramount in the type of service you're going to receive. You MUST make sure that you're freshly showered, wearing deodorant, and have very recently brushed teeth. Most women, myself included, will offer to let you use our shower facilities before we begin our time, and we'll often have mouthwash, mints or gum available there for you to use. Even if you showered that morning, a day in the office or in nervous anticipation of our appointment can take it's toll. We'll be fresh, clean and nice smelling - and you should be, too.
Please be polite. I know this sounds like common sense, but it needs to be stressed. If you phone or email and use words like 'whore' or 'hooker', chances are 100% good that we'll have zero interest in meeting you.
Read our websites. I know it's time consuming, but we created them for a reason - to help you know more about us. Almost everything you could ever want to know about is on there, so it will save you asking questions we've answered in detail on our sites already.
No means No - no matter what the question. Asking us to bend the rules we've set up for our own safety and comfort level is rude, intrusive and just plain offensive. Accept it, and move on.
Trying to barter or negotiate our rates is tacky. There are girls out there for every budget, no matter how large or small. If you aren't comfortable with a woman's rates, find one whom you are comfortable with, and book with her, instead. Calling us names, whining, or being aggressive is a great way of making us grateful you can't afford us.
Please be on time - and, if you're running late, call us! Don't just send email, as we might not get it in time. We understand that things come up, and plans change - but it's rude to us and to other clients to simply not show up, or to show up hours late. Be considerate of the fact that many Providers see limited clientele, and a scheduling mishap can ruin our entire day's plans.
Finally, try to relax and have fun! We're here to entertain you, and to make a few hours in your life more pleasant. I understand it can be nerve wracking to meet with a new person, so we'll probably want to sit with you for a moment and try to put you at ease. If there's anything you want to tell us, or any questions you have, feel free to talk to us. We want you to have an experience you'll remember with a smile.
Erika
Cleanliness is really paramount in the type of service you're going to receive. You MUST make sure that you're freshly showered, wearing deodorant, and have very recently brushed teeth. Most women, myself included, will offer to let you use our shower facilities before we begin our time, and we'll often have mouthwash, mints or gum available there for you to use. Even if you showered that morning, a day in the office or in nervous anticipation of our appointment can take it's toll. We'll be fresh, clean and nice smelling - and you should be, too.
Please be polite. I know this sounds like common sense, but it needs to be stressed. If you phone or email and use words like 'whore' or 'hooker', chances are 100% good that we'll have zero interest in meeting you.
Read our websites. I know it's time consuming, but we created them for a reason - to help you know more about us. Almost everything you could ever want to know about is on there, so it will save you asking questions we've answered in detail on our sites already.
No means No - no matter what the question. Asking us to bend the rules we've set up for our own safety and comfort level is rude, intrusive and just plain offensive. Accept it, and move on.
Trying to barter or negotiate our rates is tacky. There are girls out there for every budget, no matter how large or small. If you aren't comfortable with a woman's rates, find one whom you are comfortable with, and book with her, instead. Calling us names, whining, or being aggressive is a great way of making us grateful you can't afford us.
Please be on time - and, if you're running late, call us! Don't just send email, as we might not get it in time. We understand that things come up, and plans change - but it's rude to us and to other clients to simply not show up, or to show up hours late. Be considerate of the fact that many Providers see limited clientele, and a scheduling mishap can ruin our entire day's plans.
Finally, try to relax and have fun! We're here to entertain you, and to make a few hours in your life more pleasant. I understand it can be nerve wracking to meet with a new person, so we'll probably want to sit with you for a moment and try to put you at ease. If there's anything you want to tell us, or any questions you have, feel free to talk to us. We want you to have an experience you'll remember with a smile.
Erika
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